duminică, 29 ianuarie 2017

Take two words that share a syllable and slam them together. It doesn't matter if it makes any sense. Quranvil is a Quran shaped like an anvil? Sure! That's funny. Broom service is room service that brings brooms instead of food? Great joke.
"What are these, hipster shoes?" you say, looking at a pair of slippers. Everyone around you bursts into tears of laughter because they know that a Hipster - an easily definable type of person that is in no way a stereotype or a catch-all for anything slightly unfamiliar - would totally wear something that is similar to shoes. Minutes later, as the laughter finally dies down, you pull a container of salted caramel gelato out of the freezer and say "what is this, hipster ice cream?"
Do you see what you did there? You made it sound like it was unfair to compare Marc in the sales department to Adolf Hitler because Marc's transgressions pale in comparison to the atrocities perpetrated by Hitler. But then you revealed that it was unfair to Hitler because Marc's ability to wedge his sales numbers into any conversation is actually more irritating to you than genocide! This is a very funny thing to do and you should do it whenever possible.
We've all been there: You want to say something funny, but you can't think of anything. What are you supposed to do, develop a sense of humor unique to your personality? Of course not. Don't bother trying to summon the courage. Here are ten great jokes that you - or anyone! - can make in order to delight your peers and prove how funny you truly are.